Price: a whole lotta red ππππ
If interested contact: vice.president@whitehouse.gov

This is a six-legged spider
He is very friendly. He may not have the proper appendages to be a “real” spider, but we should respect him all the same. He’s a nice fellow, I’ve gotten to know him pretty well. If you wanna talk to him, he likes eating flies and the 1995 Tim Buckley compilation album Honeyman.
Talk to him or go home
